Unsolved: The Case of the Early-riser

Dear Martha,

I sincerely apologize for accusing you of Wall Street Journal hogging. I received bad information via the Harris Teeter and was not a responsible researcher. Mom went to your restaurant this afternoon to see if you were selling the WSJ. Alas! You were not.

The Paper Pig is still on the loose. We think it's the Belle Meade Country Club. They began serving breakfast on Saturdays about two months ago, which is when this WSJ shortage began. More investigative research to follow next weekend.