From our friends at Craig's List:
Not Sxy Male Dancer for Christian Bridal Shower (Nashville/Franklin/Cool springs)
Hi, I am looking for a fun loving, preferably christian, married, 30+ man with nice size belly to dance to Madagascar 2's- "I like to move it, move it" for my best friends surprise bridal shower next week. We are all married, good christian, sunday school type women so no undressing or anything like that. Just fun-loving. and enough to embarrass her to death! Pay is minimal ($35) but good for fifteen or twenty minutes of dancing. Plus we'll have some really great refreshments!!!
No, I'm pretty sure you will not have good refreshments. I'm thinking it will be a light green, foaming church party punch. Lacy, are you sad that I didn't do this for you? I could arrange it for your first anniversary. Just let me know so I can hold auditions.
1 comment:
We'll have to save the unsexy dancer for a baby shower. Seems more fitting.
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