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From our friends at Craig's List:

Not Sxy Male Dancer for Christian Bridal Shower (Nashville/Franklin/Cool springs)

Hi, I am looking for a fun loving, preferably christian, married, 30+ man with nice size belly to dance to Madagascar 2's- "I like to move it, move it" for my best friends surprise bridal shower next week. We are all married, good christian, sunday school type women so no undressing or anything like that. Just fun-loving. and enough to embarrass her to death! Pay is minimal ($35) but good for fifteen or twenty minutes of dancing. Plus we'll have some really great refreshments!!!

No, I'm pretty sure you will not have good refreshments. I'm thinking it will be a light green, foaming church party punch. Lacy, are you sad that I didn't do this for you? I could arrange it for your first anniversary. Just let me know so I can hold auditions.

Let the Job Games Begin!

I'm starting a new column called "My New Job?" so that you can follow along with my post-MBA job search. Actually, I just check Craig's List daily for freelance writing jobs, and I've been so impressed with some of the opportunities out there that I wanted to share them. Here are a few to start:

Person in a Chicken Suit (downtown)

Mascot experience not necessary.

$250 for your help (nashville)

I have an upcoming deadline . . . . The subject is Ethics. There are 16 discussion based questions - the answers pretty much come straight from the book . . . . Obviously, I could use a course in Ethics as I am posting here to have someone do work that should be mine . . . .

Guy in a Beaver Suit (Downtown, Nashville TN)
. . . looking for an energenic and animated person to walk the streets in a beaver suit with our Beaverettes . . . . must be able to tolerate heat and added weight of the suit itself.