Staying Tuned

Coming up on the 9:00 news:

"A Case of the Underwear Bandits: not only are they stealing panties . . . ."

Yep, I'm gonna need to know what's going on here.

Update (9:27 pm):

Well, four girls have $800 worth of new undies from Victoria's Secret. The big ". . ." was that the bandits used pepper spray to escape.

Still, I wonder what it's like to be an underwear bandit. Maybe it's like being Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, but with frilly underpinnings.