Mom's Gardens

Questions A Girl Doesn't Want To Be Confronted With Upon Arriving Home

Why is there a steak bone in the middle of the kitchen floor and why didn't I notice it until I actually tripped over it? Kitty . . . .

Would You Eat the Moon?

I don't remember the exact scenario, but once in business school a professor was trying to make a point about our perceptions of reality or something of the sort. I think he asked us all what we thought the moon was made of. The subject of cheese came up, of course, but all I remember thinking was, "Would you eat the moon if it were made of bar-be-que spare ribs?" I almost said it out loud, but thought that the joke would probably be lost in translation.